December 6, 2009
calikalie: ANDY: Um, Phyllis, who’s that? PHYLLIS: She’s out of your league, Andy. ANDY: For your information, I have been with lots of beautiful women. PHYLLIS: Sexually? ANDY: This conversation is over. The Office, 5x14 Lecture Circuit Pt. 1

calikalie:

ANDY: Um, Phyllis, who’s that?
PHYLLIS: She’s out of your league, Andy.
ANDY: For your information, I have been with lots of beautiful women.
PHYLLIS: Sexually?
ANDY: This conversation is over.

The Office, 5x14 Lecture Circuit Pt. 1

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December 5, 2009

thedailywhat:

Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.

[via.]

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December 1, 2009
this picture will always crack me uppp

this picture will always crack me uppp

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November 10, 2009
hellenistic: graceyao: kaytoe-potato: HAHAAHAHAHA. did this several times out loud

hellenistic:

graceyao:

kaytoe-potato:

HAHAAHAHAHA.

did this several times out loud

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November 6, 2009
littlemiss: teapotsonfire: this pretty much made my night. Agreed. Instant reblog. A must. IN OBVIOUS NEWS: WORST “ACTRESS” EVER. Everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. This is a fact, not an opinion. The only reason why she’s “famous” is because her fucking arm candy is that one guy Robert whatever with the big hair and because she’s leading man lady in a movie that is based on a book that millions of wannabe vampire tweens are obsessed with. THAT IS IT. Plus, she has lazy eyes. Either that, or homegirl is blazing 24fucking7 (which is obvious in every single one of her pictures whether it’s candid or not).

littlemiss:

teapotsonfire:

this pretty much made my night.

Agreed. Instant reblog. A must. IN OBVIOUS NEWS: WORST “ACTRESS” EVER. Everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. This is a fact, not an opinion. The only reason why she’s “famous” is because her fucking arm candy is that one guy Robert whatever with the big hair and because she’s leading man lady in a movie that is based on a book that millions of wannabe vampire tweens are obsessed with. THAT IS IT. Plus, she has lazy eyes. Either that, or homegirl is blazing 24fucking7 (which is obvious in every single one of her pictures whether it’s candid or not).

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November 5, 2009
(via boycott-love)

(via boycott-love)

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November 1, 2009
thedailywhat: Celebrities Are Just Like Us Only Prettier And More Interesting of the Day: Brad Pitt takes little Zahara trick-or-treating dressed as Yo Gabba Gabba!’s DJ Lance Rock. Spoiler Alert: The candy bucket contains Foofa’s head. [via.] I. LOVE. THIS.

thedailywhat:

Celebrities Are Just Like Us Only Prettier And More Interesting of the Day: Brad Pitt takes little Zahara trick-or-treating dressed as Yo Gabba Gabba!’s DJ Lance Rock.

Spoiler Alert: The candy bucket contains Foofa’s head.

[via.]

I. LOVE. THIS.

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October 29, 2009

thedailywhat:

From The Archives: Steve Martin — a UCLA undergrad at the time — appears as “Bachelor #2” on ABC’s The Dating Game, c. 1968

[via.]

Omg!  This is hilarious!  And damn he looks so young.  I didn’t know he was from Waco!

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thedailywhat: Harry Potter Lookin Chick Facebook Thread of the Day: I’m feeling pretty fond of Steve myself right about now. [via.]

thedailywhat:

Harry Potter Lookin Chick Facebook Thread of the Day: I’m feeling pretty fond of Steve myself right about now.

[via.]

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October 22, 2009

She’s my hero lol

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